Excuse me, Asshole.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I bump into you with my fat ass? I didn't mean to.. Oh, right, yes I did~ I forgot, Fuckers like you always get their comeupance. Look, asshole, I know I might not be as pretty as the other theatre girls, I know you think I'm the stereotypical blonde girl with no brains, but I am a human being, and I deserve respect, whether or not you think I'm drop-dead gorgeous. The way you have treated me since I entered the department has been has been unacceptable, and your behavior needs to change. You treat me like I'm not a member of society, like I'm lower than a dog. Let me inform you of something: I am human. I have feelings. And though you think I'm incapable of a lot of things, and I don't always do what you think I should, or what you would do in that situation, I need you, as light shop manager, to teach me what you know, because I will be in your place next year as supervisor and the shit you think I'm too stupid for I will be teaching next year. SO FUCKING TEACH ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW, AND TREAT ME WITH THE RESPECT I DESERVE. Asshole.

If I Had The Guts: facebook statuses I can't bring myself to publish.

J can see through you. You're a bitch. Get away, stay away.
J is smirking. Smirking loudly. Oh, and she just might have a knife at your back.
J thinks you're really stupid.
J says, "Back the fuck off, he's mine."
J is laughing. She's going to get back at you...
J hates certain people, and the shit they say.

This list will probably get longer.. I just cant think of any more bitter ones at the moment.